I’m Mr. Avocado: crazy about privacy, pie (charts), and puns, with a curiosity that branches into everything from monetary history and finance to biohacking, psychopharmacology, and philosophy. Whether I’m plotting world domination or just the perfect spreadsheet, gathering and sorting knowledge is my favorite mashtime pastime.

When it comes to organizing, I’m the toast of the town; turning research into beautiful, actionable, and interactive lists is my specialty. Over time, I’ve curated collections of apps, tools, and services that help life run more privately, securely, efficiently, and fun. If my puns don’t guac your world, you can always kiss my hass.

Development happens in bursts: nothing for weeks, then three things ship in a weekend.

Most of what I build here is and will stay free and open-source. A couple of future ideas may ship as freemium, donation-unlocked, or source-available instead. I'll be upfront about licensing the moment anything like that goes live.

• TextGlide — EPUB reformatter that inserts research-calibrated spacing at phrase boundaries so you can read faster today
• My LittleLink — One privacy-respecting hub for every way to reach me: socials, secure messaging, email, and support
• Memento Mori — Calculates how much of your life is actually free, after sleep, work, education, and habitual time-wasting
• dotfiles — Personal dotfiles managed with chezmoi — zsh, Starship prompt, iTerm2, and supporting tool configs
• GuacSweep — Lean and transparent macOS CLI maintenance tool, written in plain bash & fully auditable

• Revamp of the avocaadottack website

• Self-hosted, centralized captcha service (Cap.dev-powered) protecting every project under one roof, no per-app setup
• One-click-deploy-button directory: every one-click deploy option cataloged in one place, no more scavenger hunts
• Shell scripts to automate repetitive tasks, simplify routine machine upkeep, and generally keep my setup from rotting
• ADHD med tracker using real pharmacokinetic data, user vitals, and food timing mapped to a concentration-time curve
• Plain-language digest of BIS, FSB, IMF, and World Bank publications, tracking the CBDC/stablecoin story as it unfolds
• Email badge generator: a spiritual revival of Nexodyne's tool: a PNG badge pairing your handle with your provider's logo
• Medication travel dossier generator: input meds and itinerary; get a per-country legal checklist (prescriptions, permits...)
• Spanish learning tool built around confusing contrasts (ser vs. estar, por vs. para, false friends), not textbook chapters
• A just-for-fun homage to The Net's Praetorian / π easter egg, because some bits deserve a nod (long live the 90s)
  
  

I'm not a coder. But as AI improved, I’m finally able to build the things I'd been sketching in my head for years. So I'm learning by doing, using AI pair-programming, and whatever tools help me turn ideas into reality. Shell scripts to automate the boring stuff, Python and TypeScript for the actual building, Go when I need something fast and reliable, and Docker to keep it all together.

If you have any feedback, critiques, or compliments, please do tell! Send me some love toast, and let's connect. I may look a tad aggressive in my PFP, but I promise I'm all about avocuddles (preferably E2EE cuddles).

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I exist on socials more in theory than in practice, but the links are there if you want to try your luck. If you appreciate my work though, a tip always lands. Thank you!

• Awesome README
• md-badges
• custom-icon-badges
• Cole Gawin
• Dwita Alya
  
  

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